Tuesday, February 3, 2015

Case Study No. 1816: "The sexy male librarian"

Sexy Male Librarian
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Find yourself a match, at the library!

Starring: Rob Zappulla and Dan Esberg
Written by: Rob Zappulla
Directed and edited by: Allie Kolb
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Added: 9 months ago
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["A Callbacks Short" appears on screen, then cut to an exterior shot of Boston University's Mugar Memorial Library]
STUDENT: [from off camera] Mugar Library ...
[cut to a male student standing outside of the library, speaking directly to the camera]
STUDENT: Represent! The BU Callbacks!

The Callbacks feat. Dan Esberg
"Sexy Male Librarian"
The Callbacks Records
Director: Allie Kolb

STUDENT: [in voice over] Let's hit it! Ha!
[cut to the student sitting in the library reading a book, when he looks up at the camera and starts rapping]
STUDENT: Take a look at your syllabus, what do you see? You got a research paper due for Lit and Poetry! You're new to campus, don't know your way around! All you know is that you're library-bound!
[cut to the student typing on his phone]
STUDENT: So you hit up your girl, say "Bitch let's go!"
[cut to the student and his girlfriend walking arm and arm through the stacks]
STUDENT: [in voice over] Walk into the library like a fashion show!
[they both suddenly stop and stare at something off camera]
STUDENT: [in voice over] But something stops you, right in your tracks ...
[the camera pans over to show a young male librarian (short brown hair, grey sweater, checkered undershirt, blue jeans) leaning against one of the bookshelves and staring off into the distance, as both the student and his girlfriend make "googly eyes" at him]
STUDENT: [in voice over] Who's that hottie in the tight-fit slacks?
[cut to the librarian alone in the stacks, flipping through the pages of a book (acting like it's blowing his hair back)]
STUDENT: [in voice over] The sexy male librarian! The sexy male librarian! Loves Shakespeare and readin' books about an alien!
[cut back to the student looking into the camera]
STUDENT: Yup, that's right! I'm the sexy male librarian, givin' lots of knowledge to stupid civilians! Poppin' through the books, from Ibsen to Meyer! Even Bradbury's novel about setting a fire!
[cut to the librarian standing on a step stool and placing a book on the top shelf, as the student (and another male student) stare at his backside and nod approvingly]
STUDENT: [in voice over] The sexy male librarian! The sexy male librarin!
[cut to the librarian alone in the stacks, as he pulls a plastic sword from between two books on the shelf]
STUDENT: [in voice over] His legends are Arthurian, thank god he's not an Aryan!
[cut to the librarian hugging a copy of "To Kill a Mockingbird" to his chest while closing his eyes]
STUDENT: [in voice over] In the canon of books that made history, like "To Kill a Mockingbird" by Harper Lee! There's also Huck Finn and his buddy Tom Sawyer ...
[cut to the student standing in the stacks and looking into the camera]
STUDENT: And don't forget the Christmas Carol employer!
[cut to the librarian alone in the stacks, with his back to the camera while shaking his butt back and forth]
STUDENT: [in voice over] The sexy male librarian! The sexy male librarian! Thinks Poe is a comedian, he can read Hungarian!
[cut to the student standing next to an open dictionary and looking into the camera]
STUDENT: Call me Hester Prynne, 'cause I'm a playa! Know every word to Ethan Frome, so back off haters! Over in the corner is The Glass Menagerie ...
[cut to the librarian alone in the stacks, taking an old-looking dustjacket and slowly ripping it in half]
STUDENT: [in voice over] And here is Sirius Black's family tree!
[cut to the librarian peeking out from behind a bookshelf]
STUDENT: [in voice over] The sexy male librarian! The sexy male librarian! He speaks like a Victorian, look at all the books he's carryin'!
[cut back to the student looking into the camera]
STUDENT: Bein' a sexy male librarian's harder than it looks! My back is tired from carryin' all the books! When I need a good cry 'cause I have an issue, I read the part where Katniss fell on Tears' tribute!
[cut to the student and the librarian dancing in the stacks]
STUDENT: [in voice over] The sexy male librarian! The sexy male librarian! I just wanna marry him, the sexy male librarian!
[cut to the librarian running through the stacks]
STUDENT: [in voice over] JT didn't bring sexy back ... Ha, I was here all along!
[cut to the librarian sitting on the floor and reading a book, when he looks up and stares into the camera]
STUDENT: [in voice over] A tale old as time ...

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From twitter.com:

The Sexy Male Librarian will be in Mugar today writing a paper on feminism. Turned on yet?
9:38 AM - 27 Apr 2014

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From vimeo.com:

A music video written by Dan Esberg and Rob Zappulla.
Shot and edited by: Allie Kolb

This is the last video I shot and edited for my college comedy group, The Callbacks. Shot on a Canon T2i. Edited in Final Cut Pro 7

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