Friday, July 4, 2014

Case Study No. 1420: Unnamed Female Librarian (YPDub)

Christina Aguilera- Candyman
3:14
"Kinkstress" is studying in the library when she spots a sexy stud studying right across from her. She instantly becomes infatuated and tries to get his attention while the librarian gets livid. Join the ypdub crew in their second music video filled with laughs, surprises, and lots of sugar.

AND WE STILL WANNA BE ON TYRA AND ELLEN.
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[scene opens inside a library, as various patrons are reading and/or sleeping at the tables]

Tarzan and Jane were swingin' on a vine
Candyman, Candyman
Sippin' from a bottle of vodka double wine
Sweet sugar candy man

[cut to the patrons suddenly wearing 1950s style clothing (boys in ties and suspenders, girls in poodle skirts and bobby socks) and dancing in the library]

Hey, Yeah
I met him out for dinner on a Friday night

[cut to a nerdy looking guy nervously walking through the stacks, as one of the female patrons eyes him hungrily]

He really had me working up an appetite
He had tattoos up and down his arm

[cut to the nerd studying at a table, with various mathematical formulas written on his arm in sharpie]

There's nothing more dangerous than a boy with charm
He's a one stop shop, makes the panties drop
He's a sweet-talkin', sugar coated candy man
A sweet-talkin', sugar coated candyman

[cut to the female patron crawling on the table towards the nerd]

Ooo yeah..
He took me to the Spider Club at Hollywood and Vine
We drank champagne and we danced all night
We shook the paparazzi for a big surprise (a big surprise)
The gossip tonight will be tomorrow's headline (oooh..)

[cut to the patron dancing outside on an outdoor gazebo, when the overweight female librarian walks by and gives them a dirty look]

He's a one stop shop, makes my cherry pop
He's a sweet-talkin', sugar coated candyman
A sweet-talkin', sugar coated candyman

Bah doo dah doo dwee dop bob, shoo bop-ah doo dah dwee dop bow bop bow
Hey yeah
Sha doob-ah dee dah doob-ah dwee dop bow
Yeah
Sha doob-ah dee dah doob-ah dwee dop bow
Yeah
Sha doob-ah dee dah doob-ah dwee dop bow

He's a one stop shop, makes my cherry pop
He's a sweet-talkin', sugar coated candyman oh
A sweet-talkin', sugar coated candyman

[cut to the female librarian approaching the patrons in the library, as they quickly sit down and cover their faces with books]

Woo yeah
Well by now I'm getting all bothered and hot
When he kissed my mouth he really hit the spot

[cut to the nerd walking past the other patrons (carrying a stack of books), as they each put down their book and look at him in surprise]

He had lips like sugar cane
Good things come to boys who wait

Tarzan and Jane were swingin' on a vine
Candy man Candy man
Sipping from a bottle of vodka double wine
Candy man, candy man

Sweet sugar candy man
He's a one stop, gotcha hot, making all the panties drop
Sweet sugar candy man
He's a one stop, got me hot, making my uh pop
Sweet sugar candy man
He's a one stop, get it while it's hot, baby don't stop
Sweet sugar

[cut to the nerd dancing with the female patron on the gazebo, while the librarian spies on them]

He got those lips like sugar cane
Good things come for boys who wait

He's a one stop shop with a real big Oh!
He's a sweet-talkin', sugar coated candyman

[the nerd and female patron continue dancing on the gazebo, then cut to black and white footage of the librarian (by herself in the library) dancing as well]

Say What?
Sweet-talkin', sugar coated candyman

Say?
Sweet-talkin', sugar coated candyman
Whoo
Sweet-talkin', sugar coated candyman

[cut to the patrons throwing their books to the ground and running out of the library, then to the librarian (by herself) as she throws her books up in the air and runs off camera smiling]

Heeey...
Candyman
Candyman
Candyman
Candyman

[cut to the female patrons all standing outside on the gazebo, when the librarian (wearing sunglasses) shoves them aside and starts dancing]

Candyman
Candyman
Candyman
Candyman

Tarzan and Jane were swingin' on a vine
Tarzan and Jane were swingin' on a vine
Sippin' from a bottle of vodka double wine
Sippin' from a bottle of vodka double wine

Jane lost her grip and a-down she fell
Jane lost her grip and a-down she fell
Squared herself away as she let out a yell
Squared herself away as she let out a yell

[cut back to the library (as everyone is back in present-day clothing), where the female patron passes a note across the table to the nerd, then winks and leaves]
[the nerd holds up the note, which reads "XoXo Meet me by the gazebo [heart] Kinkstress"]
[cut to a shot of the patrons running down the stairs out of the library, as the librarian chases after them]

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From facebook.com:

YPDub's second video, Candyman

STARRING
Heather Lightcap as Kinkstress
Roman Micevic as Nerd/Stud
Sarah Grodsky as Naughty Librarian

"Christina Aguilera" by Candyman (as performed by YPDub)

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