Friday, April 18, 2014

Case Study No. 1376: Staff of the North Royalton High School Library

Nazis in the Library - BeardedBandittt feat. WhiteWolf
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At North Royalton High School, our media center or our library is full of evil librarians. We consider them to be Nazi's. They have an uncontrollable amount of anger probably from their sex lives and they decide to take it out on us. They tell us to "quiet down" when we are whispering or they tell us "One to a table" if we are sitting 3 to a table instead of 2. This track is also meant to be a parody of what rappers nowadays rap about, since none of them rap about anything meaningful nowadays. Anyways, enjoy the track and help stop Nazi Librarians

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Aw yeah
This goes out to my fellow comrades who have been tortured by the nazis in the library
Stay strong mutha fuckas

Library nazis tryin' to jock my fuckin' swag
Library nazis tryin' to jock my fuckin' swag
Library nazis tryin' to jock my fuckin' swag
Library nazis tryin' to jock my fuckin' swag

Sittin' in the library, tryin' to do my fuckin' homework
The ceiling is leaking, so my paper is fuckin' soaked
I can't do my homework, 'cause the nazis are watchin' me
Always yellin' out, "Study hall, take a seat please"

They once took my phone, and I was fuckin' pissed
In my head I thought "You fuckin' nazi-ass bitch"
I was once in their camp, and there's a table secluded
They think they're the master race and our blood is polluted

Library nazis tryin' to jock my fuckin' swag
Library nazis tryin' to jock my fuckin' swag
Library nazis tryin' to jock my fuckin' swag
Library nazis tryin' to jock my fuckin' swag

"Dear study hall students, we are going to go over our policies"
"Many of you cannot follow them, there are eight major rules"
"Students need to be through the media center doors when the bell rings"
"Students must sit in their assigned seats immediately"
"Hall passes will not be available until attendance has been taken"
"If a student needs to leave study hall to take a test or go to a classroom, they must present their agenda which has already been signed by their teacher to the front desk"
"Study hall is a quiet environment, so no or minimal talking"
"If students need to work together on a project or assist each other with their homework, they must ask for permission from the study hall monitor"
"There is no eating or drinking in the media center"
"Disruptive behavior of any type will not be tolerated"
[sound of glass breaking]
"Who the fuck was that?!"
[sound of applause]

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From urbandictionary.com:

1. Usually a 50 something sweater wearing woman who sits behind the desk at the school library and eyes people selectively, but ultimately to no end. She is the kind of old bag who will tell you to "shush!" because you're talking to your study partner, even if you two are the only students in the entire library. She is a complete contradiction in that the school libarary is a space reserved for studying, and when she is around, she inhibits efficient studying due to her constant and definitely pointless harassment of the students. In short, she's a stupid old bitch.
Goddamn library nazi.
by Battle Hawk Nov 19, 2005

2. A sexually frustrated woman who converts bottled up sexual energy into energy spent turning the library into a mini dictatorship. She will badger library goers with pedantic and pointless rules such as, "No sitting on the tables" and "No loud talking". To sum up, library nazis are generally undesirable women with large ghetto asses.
Tabitha is the epitome of a library nazi
by Babaoube May 30, 2006

3. A women who has nothing better to do than to make sure that there are no more than 4 to a table and that there is absolutly nothing fun going on
Diane is a Library Nazi
by Tech High Student Mar 11, 2005

4. an old women who gives you the evil eye when you walk into HER library. who constantly stalks you in the library waiting for you to either- leave a chair out, sit on a table, talk to someone, or replace a book on the shelf.
first day i walked into the library i got yelled at by this lady. she said " i've already told you once to get out and you didnt now leave" god she was such a library nazi
by not nice Aug 25, 2007

5. A sexually frustrated woman who converts bottled up sexual energy into energy spent turning the library into a mini dictatorship. She will badger library goers with pedantic and pointless rules such as, "No sitting on the tables" and "No grunting noises". To sum up, library nazis are generally undesirable women with large ghetto arses.
Tabitha is the epitome of a library nazi
by Babaoube Jun 2, 2006

6. That @#$%* who works at my school library and guards the bookshelves, saying things like "I'm going to report you kids! How dare you stand and talk by those bookshelves! You are blocking off the other students from getting books!" when there is absolutely NO STUDENT anywhere nearby looking for books (true story.) Will also make sure that no one puts a backpack on a table, and takes a tally of how many students enter the library. Any other librarian who acts in a similar manner.
Man, my school is f***ed up because of that library nazi!
by Sangochan Jan 28, 2007

7. A person who is pedantic in library rules.
Your mom is a library nazi!
by Hammond Mar 27, 2005

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